Made the mannequin dab.

Turned on a music player.

Solved the cube.

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You befriended your father.

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

You've farted on people 100 times.

You made friends with half of South Park.

You've spent $500.

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.