Screw This Noise
You've returned home without fully completing your mission. I'd start looking for new work.
3/23/2021
12:44:58 AM
Ultra Rare 1.9%
Au-revoir Gopher!
Kill 5 Schnozos in 15 seconds. Moles ain't gonna whack themselves.
3/23/2021
12:40:15 AM
Rare 10.1%
Floopsnoot Queen Defeated
Successfully ended the bloodline of an endangered alien species! Congratulations!
3/23/2021
12:11:17 AM
Rare 24.8%
Build It Up
Gather half the Alien Alloy on AR-Y 26. I'm half-impressed!
3/22/2021
11:14:39 PM
Rare 12.1%
Stop Crapping On Me, Jessie
Got pooped on by a Skipper. That's good luck, depending on who you ask. Not me. I think it's gross.
3/22/2021
10:09:02 PM
Very Rare 7.8%
We came, We Saw, We Kicked Its Ass
Crack Cragclaw with a Co-Op partner. Teamwork really does make the dream work.
3/22/2021
9:24:49 PM
Rare 14.4%
A Little Help, Please
Revive your Co-Op partner. Let's hope they learn to start pulling their weight.
3/22/2021
9:22:13 PM
Rare 21.1%
Don't Cross the Streams
Slapped your Co-Op partner. I'm sure you had a good reason for it.
3/22/2021
9:22:01 PM
Rare 24.0%
What Would You Two Maniacs Like To Do First?
Start a Co-Op game. It must be nice having friends...
3/22/2021
9:21:02 PM
Rare 25.2%
Pinball Wizard
Kill 5 creatures with a single Charged Shot. Because aiming is for chumps!
3/22/2021
12:21:00 AM
Very Rare 6.1%
Your Friendly Neighbourhood...
Execute 10 consecutive grapples without touching the ground. You're like some kind of arachnid-man.
3/20/2021
11:43:30 PM
Very Rare 9.0%
That's all people really want to do...
Kick 10 Pufferbirds in 45 seconds. It's why you bought the game. We get it.
3/20/2021
11:32:06 PM
Very Rare 6.1%
Cannibals
Bait 5 creatures into attacking each other. Divide and conquer: Classic strat.
3/20/2021
11:25:22 PM
Very Rare 9.6%
I Want To Go Home. Eventually.
Marked your first fuel pod. Momma, I'm coming home!
3/20/2021
10:51:37 PM
Rare 38.4%
For Science!
Complete the first set of Science Experiments. Science: It's not just for nerds!
3/20/2021
10:30:22 PM
Rare 16.5%
Little Shop of Horrors
Fed 5 Pufferbirds to a Meat Vortex. Yes, it blends!
3/20/2021
10:21:15 PM
Rare 22.7%
It's Me. But Not Me. But Still Me.
Scan your own corpse. Best not to think about it too much...
3/20/2021
10:14:42 PM
Rare 14.2%
Return To Sender
Retrieved your own loot box. Death is no excuse for leaving behind Kindred property!
3/20/2021
9:33:53 PM
Common 51.3%
