Play a Royal Flush

Kill 100 enemies by dropping chandeliers

Kill a boss after covering it with glitter

Clear the First Chamber 50 Times

Clear the Second Chamber 40 Times

Always be flipping. Guns are for flippers

You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you

Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)

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Set all settings sliders in the menu to all the available numbers.

Click on door 430 five times.

No seriously, we disabled it.

Play at least 2500 Cards