You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

You made friends with half of South Park.

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

You opened all of the garages in South Park.