Purchase and equip 5 Signature Skills simultaneously in MyCAREER mode.

You sold 300 junk items.

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

You farted on four major authority figures.

You befriended your father.

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

You opened all of the garages in South Park.