Beat the Snot out of Wellesley with My Bare Hands
Defeat Wally Wellesley in the final boss battle.
"Like I said…"
3/2/2010
10:53:08 AM
Rare 15.3%
Well, I Heard Them Scream
Kill 50 enemies with the Plasma Rifle.
"Plasma Rifles--they're not just for Space Marines anymore."
3/2/2010
10:22:25 AM
Rare 12.3%
Uncovered
Destroy 20 destructible cover objects.
"I know it's a waste of ammo...but I LOVE that de-rez effect!"
2/28/2010
11:09:42 PM
Rare 40.4%
Tramm Ride
Defeat the Tentacle Beast of Tramm.
"One-two shot right to the tentacles."
2/28/2010
10:46:44 PM
Rare 19.5%
Second Amendment
Kill at least one enemy with every available gun.
"The developers put all those guns in the game for a reason..."
2/28/2010
10:00:31 PM
Rare 20.1%
Auto Dealer
Kill 50 enemies with the sub-machinegun.
"You would think this one would have been automatic. Get it? Automatic? Nothing?"
2/28/2010
9:41:11 PM
Rare 26.0%
No Pain, No Gain
Kill an enemy with an explosive that also damages you.
"That's gonna hurt me more than it hurts you. Well...maybe not quite as much."
2/28/2010
9:38:48 PM
Rare 29.9%
Blind Luck
Kill 25 enemies using blind fire.
"Sorry. Didn't see you standing there."
2/28/2010
9:29:54 PM
Rare 30.8%
Housing Crisis
Escape from Dexter's mansion.
"I gotta get me a house like THAT!"
2/28/2010
9:28:46 PM
Rare 25.6%
Better Than One
Score two headshots with one bullet.
"Eat lead...both of you!"
2/28/2010
9:23:00 PM
Rare 28.7%
Death Hazard
Score 20 single-shot Zombie kills.
"Don't these things usually hang out in shopping malls?"
2/28/2010
8:59:32 PM
Rare 25.8%
Russian Attack
Kill 50 enemies with the AK-47.
"They might be socialists, but they make a pretty good gun."
2/28/2010
8:49:25 PM
Rare 28.6%
Deja-Vu
Defeat Sting Sniperscope again in Level 3.
"Your present ends now. Again."
2/28/2010
8:42:14 PM
Rare 28.7%
Eat FIST!
Perform 10 single-hit melee kills.
"In Hazard Land, the hand can be used like a knife."
2/28/2010
8:08:01 PM
Rare 28.4%
Russian to the Finish
Defeat General Neutronov.
"From Hazard, With Love."
2/28/2010
8:00:22 PM
Rare 38.8%
Feeling Punchy
Defeat five enemies in a row using melee combat.
"Not as fast as shooting...but it sure is satisfying."
2/28/2010
7:57:03 PM
Rare 36.6%
Head of the Class
Score 100 headshots.
"Don't lose your head! Oh...too late."
2/28/2010
7:53:35 PM
Rare 42.2%
Headache
Score 20 headshots.
"A shot in the head is worth two in the chest."
2/28/2010
5:00:37 PM
Common 70.9%
Take 5.
Pause the game for the first time.
"Hey...come back here and play!"
2/28/2010
4:56:18 PM
Common 86.3%
Straight-A Student
Complete all of the in-game tutorials.
"Like I had any choice..."
2/28/2010
4:55:26 PM
Common 82.1%