The player has successfully hacked a vending machine

The player has successfully hacked a security bot

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

You sold 300 junk items.

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

Survive longer than your average dungeon delver.

Eat or drink an unidentified item.

The player has shocked an enemy in the water

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Craft 10 distinct recipes

Become mutual followers with 10 people in South Park