Why don't you try finishing up the tutorial? You might've mastered the first step, but nailing down the fundamentals is what's important.

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.