Peeled back the shroud concealing a cult's dark movements and gained some valuable insight.

Uncovered a darkness etched deep into the streets of Minrathous and beyond.

Performed five takedowns.

Changed the look of an item for the first time.

Made unexpected acquaintances in the most unusual of places.

Unlock all gear slots

Beat the first War Scenario

Unlock all upgrades for a single trap

Kill 100 enemies

Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.

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Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)

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