You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

You befriended your father.

You've farted on people 100 times.

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Find the hidden item boxes at the end of the Zone

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

You have joined the KKK.

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.