Reach the highest economic value on your Character Sheet

Obtain and equip Artifacts to reach 600 Might

Craft an Artifact with a Might value of 75 or more

Earn the highest rank on 5 Character Sheet Titles, or 4 while having the highest Economic Level

Use TimeFart Glitch to cause a status-effected enemy to lose their turn and die at turn's end

Reach the highest rank on 1 title in your Character Sheet

Keep an Ally alive for an entire combat while they take twice their max Health in damage

Defend a helpless child from a drunk lunatic

Loot 100 Biohazard items

Become mutual followers with 10 people in South Park

Kill an enemy by knocking another enemy into them

You've farted on every buddy in the game.