Nonconformist
You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
7/3/2016
8:02:04 AM
Rare 44.3%
Last Man Standing
Eliminate the leader of the Last Man Battalion and his men in the U.N. Building.
7/1/2016
8:37:41 PM
Rare 27.8%
You Win Some, You Lose Some
Recover Tchernenko's research data from the Russian Consulate.
7/1/2016
7:25:44 PM
Rare 29.6%
Skilled Defender
Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
7/1/2016
5:06:06 AM
Common 54.3%
Dragon Wrath
You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
6/28/2016
5:16:46 AM
Rare 12.9%
Pulling Mud
In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
6/28/2016
4:56:37 AM
Very Rare 7.4%
Weapon Proficiency
Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
6/27/2016
5:23:59 AM
Common 50.7%
Heisenberg
You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
6/26/2016
6:43:20 PM
Very Rare 6.5%
Shutout
You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
6/26/2016
9:59:01 AM
Common 55.4%