Screw This Noise
You've returned home without fully completing your mission. I'd start looking for new work.
12/8/2022
9:11:48 PM
Ultra Rare 1.9%
Home At Last
You've returned home after fully completing your mission! You're a hero!
11/27/2022
11:36:24 PM
Very Rare 7.1%
Shocking
Stun 5 creatures simultaneously with Shock Fruit. Stone cold.
11/27/2022
11:11:28 PM
Ultra Rare 1.6%
That's all people really want to do...
Kick 10 Pufferbirds in 45 seconds. It's why you bought the game. We get it.
11/27/2022
11:06:38 PM
Very Rare 6.1%
The $600 Man
3D-print all the 3D-printables. After that, go ahead and 3D-print yourself a gold star!
11/27/2022
11:02:07 PM
Ultra Rare 4.1%
Stronger, Faster, Probably Poisonous
Recklessly and irresponsibly eat every Orange Goo on AR-Y 26.
11/27/2022
11:00:42 PM
Ultra Rare 4.3%
I Come in Peace
Slap every alien creature at least once. I suppose that counts as "first contact".
11/27/2022
10:54:53 PM
Ultra Rare 1.1%
The Answer is 42
Fully decrypt and watch the tower origin transmission.
11/27/2022
9:51:13 PM
Ultra Rare 3.9%
Stop Crapping On Me, Jessie
Got pooped on by a Skipper. That's good luck, depending on who you ask. Not me. I think it's gross.
11/27/2022
9:12:45 PM
Very Rare 7.8%
Turdball Wizard
Consecutively bounce on 5 different Springy Egg Sacs. It's like an ethically-iffy bouncy castle!
11/15/2022
9:41:05 PM
Ultra Rare 4.3%
Teratomo? Teratomo!
Re-emerged onto AR-Y 26 after killing Teratomo. Back to work, I suppose!
11/15/2022
9:29:44 PM
Rare 15.2%
Teratomo Defeated
Teratomo is no mo'. Now go take a shower. You smell bad. Very bad.
11/15/2022
9:29:19 PM
Rare 15.3%