Run The Pit in 'S.S.D.D.' and finish with a final time under 30 seconds.

The U.S. Army Rangers ain’t no place for clowns.

Complete the single player campaign on any difficulty.

Complete 'Loose Ends' and 'The Enemy of My Enemy' on Veteran difficulty.

Assault Makarov's safehouse.

Unlock all the rewards!

Flipped. (Hit this 500 times)

Drink coffee. (Hit this 150 times)

Red Mayonnaise. (Hit this 300 times)

While my guitar gently weeps. (Hit this 300 times)

Follow in his footsteps. (Hit this 100 times)

Slap that cheese! (Hit this 250 times)

It's not a phase, it's who I am! (Hit this 10 times)