Kill a creeper with Arrows.

Smelt Wood Trunks using Charcoal to make more Charcoal.

Reach Sergeant (Level 10) in multiplayer Public Match.

Befriend five wolves.

Throw diamonds at another player.

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

You made friends with half of South Park.

You farted on four major authority figures.

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Craft and place a Sign.

Construct an Enchantment Table.