Use the mininuke to eliminate 100 enemies at once.

Unlock 10 S.A.M.s in a single playthrough.

Beat the game on any difficulty.

Finish a text adventure. On an oil rig. During an alien invasion.

Go on a date with Hellfire.

Navigate the citadel of Carcassonne. Start reassembling your team.

What if you could talk to the monsters?

Achievement is your middle name.

Cross the French countryside and get very cross.

Discover Fulbert's great invention.

Destroy 10 propaganda drones.

Assist a couple of young ladies out hunting.

Ride the Popemobile to victory.