Truly, you are the master of floodgates.

You fought your way through the streets of Bright Falls without getting killed.

Oh, so THAT'S what happened.

20 Taken have been drowned, electrocuted, or dispatched by some other indirect means.

You have heartlessly knocked over five defenseless can pyramids.

You have destroyed 20 poltergeist objects.

You have peeled 15 Taken off your bumper.

You managed a slow-motion dodge 20 times.

You bought yourself some breathing time with a flare.

You survived Elderwood National Park.

You have discovered 25 manuscript pages.

You disobeyed the park ranger's instructions.