Stock up on gamer fuel.

Release the hot air balloon.

Incinerate 15 enemies

Stun an enemy 30 times with the M2 ‘Falchion'

Kill an enemy with every weapon

Find all inspect items

Collect all phonograph cylinders

Kill 10 Lycans

Kill 7 enemies with silent takedowns

Kill 40 enemies with science weapons

Kill 75 enemies with pistols

Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)