Long time no pee (Hit 500 times!)

Cooked up (Hit this 300 times.

Just me, myself and pizza. (Hit this 115 times)

Red-faced (Hit 100 times!)

Hit the Mayo 40 times.

Acquired all legendary armaments

Achieved the "Lord of Frenzied Flame" ending

Defeated Dragonlord Placidusax

Defeated Dragonkin Soldier of Nokstella

Acquired all legendary sorceries and incantations

Defeated Astel, Naturalborn of the Void

Get the microphone! (Hit 10000 times!)