Thus is Thy Fate Sealed
With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.
4/8/2019
9:52:54 AM
Rare 20.8%
A Bargain to Make
“Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.
4/8/2019
9:51:01 AM
Rare 21.5%
Fountain of the Faithless
“Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”
4/8/2019
9:44:20 AM
Rare 32.7%
Getting Your Beards Wet
The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.
4/7/2019
8:14:58 AM
Rare 21.7%
Into the Deepening Darkness
The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.
4/7/2019
8:04:13 AM
Rare 23.5%
Out of the Deepening Darkness
Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.
4/7/2019
7:55:56 AM
Rare 29.1%
The Long Way
“Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.
4/7/2019
7:54:25 AM
Rare 33.1%
Poor Beastie
With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.
4/7/2019
4:28:43 AM
Rare 21.4%
Foiled by the Tree
The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.
4/7/2019
4:17:57 AM
Rare 20.8%
QUITE GOOD AT THROWING
“Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”
4/7/2019
4:16:21 AM
Rare 22.5%
…Bearded Travelers
The absurdity of underwater speech only adds to the wonder apparent on his face.
4/7/2019
4:07:18 AM
Rare 36.5%
Womenfolk in the Water
Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.
4/7/2019
4:05:28 AM
Rare 29.7%
She's a Goner
Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.
4/7/2019
3:55:04 AM
Rare 22.2%
QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS
“Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.
4/7/2019
3:53:22 AM
Rare 31.6%
The Path of Waiting
“Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”
4/7/2019
3:48:39 AM
Rare 35.0%
The Back Door
Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.
4/7/2019
2:30:23 AM
Rare 22.6%
Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife
“Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.
4/7/2019
2:28:13 AM
Rare 24.2%
Great Barnacled One
It’s dark inside the whale, but the men appear to be intact.
4/7/2019
2:21:16 AM
Common 55.1%
Stay Frosty
Fall into Orb Vallis coolant from 275 meters while on a K-Drive.
3/28/2019
5:31:14 AM
Ultra Rare 0.4%
