Stick Savior
You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
7/25/2015
6:14:21 AM
Rare 43.4%
Weapon Proficiency
Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
7/25/2015
3:59:20 AM
Common 66.5%
Nonconformist
You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
7/23/2015
10:04:46 PM
Common 58.8%
Skilled Defender
Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
7/22/2015
10:28:50 PM
Common 71.5%
Shutout
You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
7/22/2015
2:51:40 AM
Common 70.2%
Acceptance
You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
7/22/2015
1:59:41 AM
Rare 46.7%
