Buy all hats

Find all the blocks

Fight the turtle

I'm sorry about my goat

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat

Ride a bike for 60 sec

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once

Everything the light touches is your kingdom

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death