Straight-A Student
Complete all of the in-game tutorials.
"Like I had any choice..."
10/19/2011
2:29:54 PM
Common 82.1%
It's HAZARD TIME!
Start your first game.
"Thanks for buying my game. I'm sure you'll enjoy it. --Sincerely, Matt Hazard"
10/19/2011
2:28:30 PM
Common 97.3%
You are recognized as Rank 4 on the UAA Ranking.
Defeated Rank 4: "Harvey Moseiwitsch Volodarskii"
10/19/2011
12:10:44 AM
Rare 28.5%
Empty Gesture
Drop your co-op partner in goo while they are gesturing by removing the bridge under them
10/18/2011
8:28:18 PM
Ultra Rare 3.9%
Narbacular Drop
Place a portal under your co-op partner while they are gesturing
10/18/2011
6:01:20 PM
Very Rare 5.5%
Nano Ninja
Perform 5 consecutive kills without being spotted by an enemy
10/17/2011
11:29:53 PM
Rare 40.4%
The Flowers are Still Standing!
Complete the 'Welcome to the Hotel Sedgewick' level.
10/15/2011
4:19:41 AM
Common 70.3%
Kosher!
Remedy a dubious food choice to make the bar mitzvah as orthodox as it can be.
10/15/2011
3:51:30 AM
Very Rare 7.6%
I'm Picking Up A Signal…
Obtain a 100% PKE scan on a paranormal creature.
10/15/2011
3:38:15 AM
Common 83.4%
