We're All Very Impressed, Trust Me
Juggle an enemy in the air with at least 5 shots.
4/6/2025
12:09:18 PM
Common 58.7%
Don't Knife The Hand That Feeds
Take Knifey's advice and stab Gene in the gut.
4/6/2025
9:12:54 AM
Common 50.5%
Commitment
Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.
2/4/2025
4:07:50 PM
Ultra Rare 2.8%
Speed Run
Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)
2/3/2025
12:46:23 AM
Very Rare 7.3%
Settings World Champion
Set all settings sliders in the menu to all the available numbers.
2/2/2025
12:00:23 PM
Rare 11.6%