In Buried, acquire a perk for free.

Look at Rob dancing.

Upload some music to your system, play that music while playing with detuned, and maximize one of the distortive sound effects.

Dance with four elephants around the chair.

Use the camera controls to zoom in or out.

Issue any two button combo.

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

Enter a Room in Co-op Mode

Clear the Saiyan Saga: Z Fighters route

Max out a Meteor Chain

Successfully use Energy Share

Kill an enemy who is dominating you