You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

You've spent $500.

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

You sold 300 junk items.

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

You befriended your father.

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.