Clone on Clone Crime
Let the two arguing clones kill each other and then don't report it... This isn't game for snitches!
1/22/2020
6:25:36 PM
Rare 34.4%
Jesus, Are You Still Listening To This?
Listen to the entirety of Pop Up's introduction, and ignore the homeless man being murdered outside your door.
1/22/2020
6:19:01 PM
Rare 15.9%
Final Upgrade!
You got the final upgrade! You're all sticky, like a popsicle stick!
1/22/2020
5:47:28 PM
Very Rare 8.5%
Don't Get Dooped
Escape Doopy without putting boxes in the garage, because charity work is lame and you're not lame. You're a cool little popsicle stick, aren't you?
1/22/2020
5:21:20 PM
Rare 23.1%
Really? This Game's Not That Good
Replay the game, instead of getting a real job.
1/22/2020
5:09:20 PM
Rare 27.9%
Trover ****s the Universe
You beat the game! You can die a happy now, you slimy, little popsicle stick.
1/22/2020
4:27:46 PM
Rare 39.8%
BALL FUN TIME
Bounce a ball 25 times in the apartment, because apparently that's more fun than the actual game.
1/22/2020
4:25:57 PM
Rare 22.8%
You Actually Did It?!
What the hell is the matter with you?! You actually made 100 baskets?! What are you a sociopath?! How long did this take you?!
1/22/2020
2:41:37 PM
Rare 11.4%
That went well...
Glorkon mixed the world! Wait, they get a trophy for that? It’s just a cut scene. They didn’t do anything... God, this is so dumb.
1/21/2020
6:54:14 PM
Rare 44.6%
Bet You Can't Make 100
You made 10 baskets, now make 100! Come on, what else do you gotta do today?
1/21/2020
6:20:31 PM
Rare 33.2%
Here's Donny!
Witness Donny's death, then write an essay about it for your college application.
1/21/2020
6:16:13 PM
Rare 44.4%
Here's a damn trophy, now stop killing me!
Jump Trover into the Acid Lake 5 times. How is this even a trophy?
1/21/2020
5:21:26 PM
Rare 36.8%
WE <3 MURDER
Kill every villager. That's right, we celebrate violence! What do you think about that mom and dad?!
1/17/2020
12:37:57 PM
Rare 45.6%
BBALL IN THE BBALL HOLE
IT'S BBALL TIME IN THE BBALL HOLE PLACE! MAKE ONE BBALL BASKET IN THE TELEPOD LIKE A GOOD LITTLE BBALL BOY OR BBALL GIRL!
1/17/2020
12:31:05 PM
Common 59.2%
Instant Clone Soup
Collect the clone DNA in under 10 minutes. That's it? That's all they have to do? Man, we're just giving these things away.
1/17/2020
12:24:31 PM
Common 58.7%
Ear Plugs
Kill an enemy while your rifle fire is masked by a loud sound
1/15/2020
6:49:06 PM
Common 61.2%