You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

You've spent $500.

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

You sold 300 junk items.

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

You have joined the KKK.

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

Completed the mission "Long Way To The Top"

Bake a cake using wheat, sugar, milk and eggs!

Construct an Enchantment Table.

Complete Soundcheck

Construct a Nether Portal.