You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

You completed the game without selling any items.

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

You made friends with half of South Park.

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

You completed your first day in South Park.

You have joined the KKK.

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

You've farted on animals 25 times.