Steal the Relic.

Find and open every Luglox chest.

Sacrifice a Gatlian other than Kenny during the fight against Garmantuous.

Say goodbye to Suit-O.

Unlock and explore every collectible warp base.

Spend 15 hours at the very real in-game alien strip club.

Become a mercenary.

Pay your bill at Applebee's.

Defeat the Skrendel Brothers.

Defeat Dr. Giblets.

Obtain the Jetpack.

Obtain Gus.

Use Sweezy to boss around the Office Moplets.