Cannibals
Bait 5 creatures into attacking each other. Divide and conquer: Classic strat.
12/17/2023
8:20:56 PM
Very Rare 5.7%
I Come in Peace
Slap every alien creature at least once. I suppose that counts as "first contact".
12/17/2023
8:14:57 PM
Ultra Rare 0.6%
Scott Norwood in the Hizzy...
Kick 25 Pufferbirds and 25 Maroons. It's ok. I don't know who Scott Norwood is either.
12/17/2023
7:43:34 PM
Ultra Rare 1.2%
Home At Last
You've returned home after fully completing your mission! You're a hero!
12/16/2023
2:50:01 PM
Ultra Rare 3.9%
That's all people really want to do...
Kick 10 Pufferbirds in 30 seconds. It's why you bought the game. We get it.
12/16/2023
2:48:11 PM
Ultra Rare 3.3%
Power Underwhelming
Craft all the new upgrades unlocked via exploration of DL-C1
12/16/2023
2:40:02 PM
Ultra Rare 3.7%
Kronus: Unplugged
Unplug Kronus and restore Kindred's control of DL-C1
12/16/2023
1:52:05 PM
Ultra Rare 4.4%
Stop Crapping On Me, Jessie
Got pooped on by a Skipper. That's good luck, depending on who you ask. Not me. I think it's gross.
12/16/2023
1:21:17 PM
Ultra Rare 4.4%
Walking On Air
Fly through 12 unique gas rings without touching the ground
12/16/2023
1:16:45 PM
Ultra Rare 0.5%
The $600 Man
3D-print all the 3D-printables. After that, go ahead and 3D-print yourself a gold star!
12/16/2023
1:12:12 PM
Ultra Rare 2.4%
Little Shop of Horrors
Fed 5 Pufferbirds to a Meat Vortex. Yes, it blends!
12/16/2023
1:07:23 PM
Rare 17.5%
Part of a Complete Breakfast
Get covered in Tropical Pufferbird milk...
12/16/2023
1:01:24 PM
Very Rare 5.3%
Pinball Wizard
Kill 5 creatures with a single Charged Shot. Because aiming is for chumps!
12/16/2023
12:48:04 PM
Ultra Rare 3.8%
The Answer is 42
Fully decrypt and watch the tower origin transmission.
12/15/2023
9:43:01 PM
Ultra Rare 2.3%
Au-revoir Gopher!
Kill 5 Schnozos in 15 seconds. Moles ain't gonna whack themselves.
12/15/2023
9:22:25 PM
Very Rare 7.5%
Stronger, Faster, Probably Poisonous
Recklessly and irresponsibly eat every Orange Goo on AR-Y 26.
12/15/2023
9:16:40 PM
Ultra Rare 2.6%
Turdball Wizard
Consecutively bounce on 5 different Springy Egg Sacs. It's like an ethically-iffy bouncy castle!
12/15/2023
4:51:59 PM
Ultra Rare 2.1%
Teratomo? Teratomo!
Re-emerged onto AR-Y 26 after killing Teratomo. Back to work, I suppose!
12/15/2023
4:48:13 PM
Very Rare 8.8%
Teratomo Defeated
Teratomo is no mo'. Now go take a shower. You smell bad. Very bad.
12/15/2023
4:47:58 PM
Very Rare 8.8%