You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

You befriended your father.

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

You've farted on animals 25 times.

You completed your first day in South Park.

You have joined the KKK.