Complete the game on Expert

Defeat King Dice without taking a hit

Complete all levels without killing an enemy

Don't play The Stanley Parable for ten years.

Obtain an A-Rank or higher on all bosses in Inkwell Isle III

Enter Director Mode as Cris Formage.

Enter Director Mode as an unlocked animal actor for the first time.

Enter Director Mode for the first time as an unlocked actor.

Survive 3 minutes on at least a 3 star Wanted Level with all three characters together off mission.

Complete your path to enlightenment... or not.

Explore all of Los Santos and Blaine County

You're gonna need a bigger boat...