You made friends with half of South Park.

You sold 300 junk items.

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

You befriended your father.

You completed the game without selling any items.

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

You completed your first day in South Park.

You have joined the KKK.

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.