Went to karaoke with Akame and sang a duet.

Completed 5 requests for Akame.

Obtained some Balls.

Obtained 10 abilities through Upgrade Abilities.

Earned a Silver rank at the Castle.

Activated the Spider gadget during battle 50 times.

Used Ultimate Counter 5 times.

Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.

Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)

Set all settings sliders in the menu to all the available numbers.

Click on door 430 five times.

No seriously, we disabled it.

Quit the game and then start it again.