Home At Last
You've returned home after fully completing your mission! You're a hero!
7/25/2022
4:15:33 AM
Very Rare 7.1%
Cannibals
Bait 5 creatures into attacking each other. Divide and conquer: Classic strat.
7/25/2022
4:05:45 AM
Very Rare 9.6%
The Answer is 42
Fully decrypt and watch the tower origin transmission.
7/25/2022
12:39:58 AM
Ultra Rare 3.9%
Teratomo? Teratomo!
Re-emerged onto AR-Y 26 after killing Teratomo. Back to work, I suppose!
7/25/2022
12:35:16 AM
Rare 15.2%
Teratomo Defeated
Teratomo is no mo'. Now go take a shower. You smell bad. Very bad.
7/25/2022
12:34:57 AM
Rare 15.3%
Kronus: Unplugged
Unplug Kronus and restore Kindred's control of DL-C1
7/24/2022
11:56:23 PM
Ultra Rare 1.6%
Walking On Air
Fly through 12 unique gas rings without touching the ground
7/24/2022
11:50:54 PM
Ultra Rare 0.3%
Power Underwhelming
Craft all the new upgrades unlocked via exploration of DL-C1
7/24/2022
11:44:17 PM
Ultra Rare 1.5%
Little Shop of Horrors
Fed 5 Pufferbirds to a Meat Vortex. Yes, it blends!
7/24/2022
9:50:20 PM
Rare 22.7%
Part of a Complete Breakfast
Get covered in Tropical Pufferbird milk...
7/24/2022
9:45:30 PM
Ultra Rare 1.8%
Screw This Noise
You've returned home without fully completing your mission. I'd start looking for new work.
7/24/2022
4:11:40 AM
Ultra Rare 1.9%
Stop Crapping On Me, Jessie
Got pooped on by a Skipper. That's good luck, depending on who you ask. Not me. I think it's gross.
7/24/2022
3:15:45 AM
Very Rare 7.8%
The $600 Man
3D-print all the 3D-printables. After that, go ahead and 3D-print yourself a gold star!
7/24/2022
3:10:46 AM
Ultra Rare 4.1%
Stronger, Faster, Probably Poisonous
Recklessly and irresponsibly eat every Orange Goo on AR-Y 26.
7/24/2022
2:41:05 AM
Ultra Rare 4.3%
Au-revoir Gopher!
Kill 5 Schnozos in 15 seconds. Moles ain't gonna whack themselves.
7/24/2022
1:24:00 AM
Rare 10.1%
I Come in Peace
Slap every alien creature at least once. I suppose that counts as "first contact".
7/24/2022
1:15:25 AM
Ultra Rare 1.1%
Ambidextrous
Use every left hand tool in the game. Gotta hand it to you: You're pretty handy.
7/24/2022
12:25:31 AM
Rare 21.8%
Scott Norwood in the Hizzy...
Kick 25 Pufferbirds and 25 Maroons. It's ok. I don't know who Scott Norwood is either.
7/24/2022
12:19:46 AM
Ultra Rare 2.4%
Pinball Wizard
Kill 5 creatures with a single Charged Shot. Because aiming is for chumps!
7/23/2022
11:46:40 PM
Very Rare 6.1%