Caught first shark.

Enhanced 5 dishes.

Made first equipment upgrade.

Free a Stinkbug from the safe.

Defeat an enemy by throwing an object at him while he’s already down.

Defeat The Prospector.

Complete at least 100 missions.

Upgrade all ship modules at least 1 level.

Fire at least 150 rounds in one burst, killing at least 10 enemies.

Extract with at least 15 rare samples from a mission as a team.

Kill 5,000 enemies.

Heal another player using stims.

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.