You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

You befriended your father.

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

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You made friends with half of South Park.