Use all Allies' Ultimate powers once during the game, except the Coon

Put a stop to racism in South Park

Win while 3 Allies are downed at the end of combat

Win a combat by using TimeFart Pause to kill all remaining enemies at once before time resumes

Defeat 2nd Colossus

Obtain and equip Artifacts to reach 600 Might

Use TimeFart Glitch to cause a status-effected enemy to lose their turn and die at turn's end

Earn the highest rank on 5 Character Sheet Titles, or 4 while having the highest Economic Level

Craft a macaroni picture for Moses

Use a Summon

Defend a helpless child from a drunk lunatic

Max Out Wander's Health and Stamina Bars