You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

You've collected all of the available costumes.

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

You sold 300 junk items.

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Complete quests, defeat bosses, and explore delves to become the Hero of Murkmire.

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.