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The player has either Harvested or Rescued every possible Little Sister

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You sold 300 junk items.

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

You've farted on every buddy in the game.