Get 50 Kills

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

You have joined the KKK.

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

Complete the campaign.

Reach Level 50 with any character.

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.

Play and finish 24 games of at least 3 innings within any mode. (Excludes moments, simulated gameplay, joining game moments in progress.)