Complete American Consumption on any difficulty

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

Call an enemy over, then take them down undetected when they investigate

Complete your first series.

Win a Duel and earn a second copy of a card.

Win a Duel using a custom Deck Recipe.

In Buried, make a candy delivery.