Execute and land 5 Precision Sics (excluding battles in the Hall of Virtue).

Craft or upgrade 5 pieces of gear.

Punish 10 enemies (excluding battles in the Hall of Virtue).

Give Big Foot some shoes

Equip the [REDACTED] while playing as [REDACTED] with the [REDACTED] fur

Get squirted on by the Fossil Fuel mascot

Lick the croissant

Find the shady merchant

Sit through the entire yoga session

Use your Kärring to knock another Kärring down

Find the perfectly round boulder

Become an Egg

Met your contact in the Northern Border Fort.