Pulling Mud
In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
3/8/2014
7:50:14 PM
Rare 10.2%
Nonconformist
You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
3/8/2014
9:05:01 AM
Common 58.8%
You bastards!
You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
3/8/2014
8:08:26 AM
Very Rare 8.5%
Weapon Proficiency
Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
3/8/2014
6:32:42 AM
Common 66.5%
Avenger
You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
3/8/2014
6:25:06 AM
Rare 48.6%
Dragon Wrath
You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
3/8/2014
6:12:00 AM
Rare 15.8%
Skilled Defender
Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
3/8/2014
2:49:58 AM
Common 71.5%
Shutout
You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
3/7/2014
10:19:55 AM
Common 70.2%
Heisenberg
You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
3/7/2014
9:11:06 AM
Very Rare 7.5%
