You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

You made friends with half of South Park.

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

You completed your first day in South Park.