You sold 300 junk items.

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

Sacrifice a Follower.

Win a game of Knucklebones.

You completed your first day in South Park.

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

A new world awaits.

Unlock a new fleece.

Defeat the first mini-boss.

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.