You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

You've spent $500.

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.