Avenger
You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
3/24/2014
5:45:24 AM
Rare 48.6%
Nonconformist
You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
3/23/2014
10:12:58 PM
Common 58.8%
Shutout
You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
3/22/2014
9:29:04 AM
Common 70.2%
Weapon Proficiency
Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
3/22/2014
7:04:55 AM
Common 66.5%
Dragon Wrath
You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
3/22/2014
6:52:16 AM
Rare 15.8%
Skilled Defender
Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
3/22/2014
5:58:08 AM
Common 71.5%
Acceptance
You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
3/21/2014
6:41:22 AM
Rare 46.7%
Return of the Strings
Complete all 3 levels in a Progression in Return to Castle Chordead
1/6/2014
1:54:01 AM
Ultra Rare 2.3%
