We Came, We Chainsaw, We Conquered
Kill a Bloat with Knifey's new upgrade.
12/31/2024
7:57:29 AM
Ultra Rare 3.0%
Carried Stan's Load To Completion
Complete the game with Stan's product in your inventory.
12/26/2024
7:48:38 PM
Rare 16.3%
Legendary Bounty Hunter
Defeat Garmantuous and take down the G3 cartel.
12/26/2024
7:46:32 PM
Rare 22.9%
Spent 15 Hours At The Alien Strip Club
Spend 15 hours at the very real in-game alien strip club.
12/26/2024
7:12:43 PM
Rare 23.6%
We Paid For The Rights To Put A Whole Movie In Here
Discover the movie theater.
12/25/2024
11:31:58 PM
Rare 10.8%
Don't Knife The Hand That Feeds
Take Knifey's advice and stab Gene in the gut.
12/24/2024
6:30:57 PM
Common 50.5%